I’m sitting right here in Southern California watching the whole show. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have arrived at Los Angeles International Airport. Yep, William and Kate have landed in a flurry of excitement from our locals. You can bet your shirt that they received a royal welcome.
Think about it. William could be the next king of Jolly Old England. Wait a minute, remember 1776, we were trying to get away from these people. Well, times have changed and the Royals are welcome with open arms. So where did they go after arriving at LAX? They were taken to the posh area of town, Beverly Hills. Home to movie stars and diplomats. Now wouldn’t it have been nice if they could have stayed with us common folk. I would have polished the furniture, cooked spaghetti, garlic toast and a huge tossed salad. Yep, I’m Italian. Now doesn’t that sound better than the fancy food they probably had for dinner?
It has come to my attention that the people of the neiborhood in Beverly Hills, where the Royals are staying, were not very happy with the arrangement. Remember, these are the upper class, you know, my way or the highway kind of people. Too many cameras, too many film crews and way too many Royal watchers standing on the curbs of their street. Poor babies! I feel for them. What a horrible inconvience they have to indure for just a few days. Well, enough about the neighbors. Let’s get back to Willie and Kate. The marriage looks good. We all have observed a lot of body language. Looks to me like they are really in love.
Willie is a good guy, I think he is a keeper. Good for you Kate, you picked a winner. Now the fun starts. Guess who Kate has as a MOTHER-IN-LAW? CAMILLA of course. Can you guess what she is up to? Well, here is the scoop. Camilla is spreading the word among her very closest friends, that Kate has fertility problems which could prevent her from getting pregnant and therefore not supply an heir to the throne of England. Harry, maybe your gong to have to produce grandchildren big time. Remember a book titled MOMMY DEAREST? Here comes MOTHER-IN-LAW DEAREST.
I have also heard that Kate is a very strong willed girl with her own ideas of what her life should be like. Camilla, I think you have met your match. Hang in there Kate. On the second day, off they go to play Polo in beautiful Santa Barbara. As we all know William is an avid polo player. Now here is the big news of that polo game, Kate did not wear a hat. Every other woman that attended the polo match was wearing an elaborate English style hat. This of course was to show tribute to the English tradition of wearing their very special style of hat.
Remember what I said about Kate having her own ideas of what is proper? Kate, sooner or later your going to get a rap on the knuckles from the Queen herself and when it happens, remember that I told you so. They don’t fool around up there in that palace. Don’t worry, William loves you and he will have your back. Go for it kids, cruise the Santa Barbara coastline on a catamaran, ferry ride to the Channel Islands National Park, enjoy watching the whales, dolphins and sea lions. Have a wonderful time. California welcomes you, we are glad you are here.
